Not a CV
Here are some things I didn't do. Note that this list is currently incomplete.
2021 - Applied to and was rejected from software engineering roles at Citadel, D.E. Shaw, and Two Sigma
2020 - Applied to and was rejected from PhD programs at Cornell, MIT, Harvard, Stanford, and Brown
2019 - Applied to and was rejected from full-time software engineering roles at Amazon Robotics, Google, Apple, Squarespace, and Zipline
2018 - Applied to and was rejected from 2019 summer internship programs at Amazon Robotics, Amazon, Google Software, Google APM, Facebook, Jane Street, Uber ATG, Zipline, Optiver, Ab Initio, Asana, Atlassian, Broadway, Yelp, BCG, Spotify, Pinterest, Tesla, NVIDIA, Cisco Meraki, Square, Twitter, Lyft, Uber, NYT, MIT Lincoln Labs, Mozilla, Microsoft, and Two Sigma
2017 - Applied to and was rejected from 2018 summer internship programs at Amazon, Uber, Lyft, Google, and Twitter
2016 - Applied to and was rejected from undergraduate research positions working under 5 different faculty members. Applied to and was rejected from CU Nooz, and Cornell Tour Guide
2016 - Applied to and was rejected from Bachelors programs at Harvard, Yale, Brown, Columbia, UCLA, and Tufts
2015 - Applied to and was rejected from the editor and chief position of the Wolfpacket
2012 - Ran for and lost the race for a student government position